I'm exhausted. Barky McFuckface woke me up at 0600 (I went to bed at 0400), then again at 0700, and 0800 before I finally muzzled his ass. I suppose the muzzle is better suited for his face. See, I can't even write a funny sentence.
|That's Sir Barky McFuckface to you.|
Florida State shooting last night. I am as unsurprised as you. Ebola kills one American and we go fucking nuts... you know the rest.
Coffee's ready. I'm taking my sweater to the beach.