I love living this close to the beach. I am over living in a 700 foot duplex. It's great for a dude alone. Or a dog alone. Or a woman alone. But all three together at the same time? You better hope nobody farts.
You can follow along all November as I write the greatest pile of steaming poop here: 50K in 30 Days.
The NFL Network needs more Melissa Stark. I don't know why they always ignore this fact.
NOT Melissa Stark
Okay, it's football Sunday and I have children next door to smother.