Saturday, November 15, 2014

He went to Hollywood, got a tattoo

I keep seeing posts about Johnny Depp's speech last night at the Hollywood Film Awards. Apparently he was sloshed to the point of slurring and cussing like a sailor. Now it's all anyone is talking about from the Hollywood Film Awards.

I drink to make the rest of you pretentious twats less ugly.

Apparently there's an awards show called the Hollywood Film Awards. If not for Monsieur Depp, no one would know about, let alone give a rats ass about, the Hollywood Film Awards.
"You're welcome, Hollywood Film Awards!" - Johnny Depp 
I think I just mentioned an obscure awards show more than any other blogger. Again, you're welcome Hollywood Film Awards!



coffeebeachtime.