Getting up extra early meant I got to take Dexter out on his morning walk! HOW LUCKY AM I???
For my troubles, he is now back in bed curled up next to The Gorgeous Blonde. Jerk.
|It's like Facebook doesn't even get me anymore.|
Superman has killed more people than Ebola. Let that sink in. Yeah, maybe we're focusing on the wrong shit. Did you ever think of that, Facebook?
Speaking of TGB, she wrote a thing. I'm as shocked as you are.