Monday, November 10, 2014

Get on the floor

Tomorrow is Veteran's Day so remember: wake your veteran with a blowjob. It's the best thank you that you can give him/her.

I would fight a war for you, Marisa

And if you're reading this seeing blowjob and her and thinking huh? That is why your women always leave you.

Always remember: Veteran's Day = for the living; Memorial Day - for the not so much. People always screw that up.

Also, yes, I am aware that gerrymandering also had a lot to do with the GOP winning mid-terms. Thanks for pointing that out to me (you know who you are). It doesn't invalidate the fact that Democrats are seen as wishy-washy wusses and that also played into the election results. Read yesterday's post for context if you're a little confused.

I made the coffee this morning. That means it is man coffee. Which means it is so goddamn strong the smell of it as I type is waking me up. Yeah, it's badass coffee.

coffeebeachtime.