Thursday, October 23, 2014

Would you confess if we asked

The internet amuses me. There is so much deep sounding shit that is really just shit.

Zig Zigler is one my favorites. One need not derp to herp, but one must herp to derp is about the standard formula of his crap. And people eat that shit up. People are stupid. We know this. I'm just rambling.

Anyway, if it's not Jack Handey, it isn't really deep as far as I'm concerned.

Deep, yo
All I'm saying is you're not deep, you're annoying. But I love you just the way you are, you polished turd.

I did a lot of heavy lifting yesterday. Books mostly. I hate books.



Coffee. Beach. You know the drill.