Monday, October 20, 2014

There will be a special place for me in hell I am told

I read something that made me chuckle: libertarians are conservatives too embarrassed to call themselves conservatives. I know there are some who are going to say, not all libertarians blah, blah, blah. Okay, but enough of them are to make that line funny because it's (mostly) true.

Sorry, I was reading before I wrote this. Excuse me if it makes more sense than usual. I'm also on my second cup of coffee and I've been to the beach. So suck on that.

I hate Peyton Manning. Not because he touched me as a child or anything. Because he did something far worse: he got drafted one spot above Ryan Leaf. And now he has the gall to play for Broncos. He's just an asshole all around. Please, do not get me started on his half-wit brother.

ShEli Manning is one handsome woman.
In that spirit I will be avoiding sports news all day. The Manning gushing over him breaking the TD record is going to inspire vomit levels usually reserved for ... well, actually, nothing else in the history of ever.

It's weird. I have one more election in California left to vote in and then I am going to register here in Florida. When I do I am changing the R to an I.

Okay, enough of that shit. I have a story that is waaaayyyyy past due.

You should really watch that video.