The movers are coming to pack up our stuff today so I have to be brief.
I wear briefs. Boxer briefs.
My dad was an amateur boxer. I saw him break two different men in my lifetime. I've heard stories of him doing far worse to men than I saw with my own two eyes. My daddy could kick your daddy's ass. Then make your daddy hold onto his belt loop and follow him around the yard.
I am not going to have to do yard work in Florida!
I'm moving to Florida and the movers are coming to pack up my stuff today so I have to go.
If you make yourself really small I might be able to fit you into a box and take you with me.
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