Two weeks from today we hit the road to Mexico Beach.
|The view sucks|
I'm turning into a lizard. There's a patch of skin on my neck that has turned scaly and rough. Also, I snatch flies out of mid-air with my tongue. But mostly, it's the skin thing.
Am I a cynic because I expect to find out that Chris Davis really didn't help strangers? I expect to find out that that was a publicist created thing. You do, too. This world is turning us all into assholes. Dammit, Obama!
I hope the movers don't fuck up my Lego characters. I'm too lazy to put them back together.
I read somewhere that Adrian Peterson gets amped up for games by listening to this:
Happy everyone is humping but you Day.