Wednesday, September 17, 2014

What can you do?

I wrote a story around the sentence 'Dallas sucks.' yesterday. You're welcome world.

Two weeks from today we hit the road to Mexico Beach.

The view sucks
It's going to be a long drive with some stops to see friends along the way. But I can't wait to get there.

I'm turning into a lizard. There's a patch of skin on my neck that has turned scaly and rough. Also, I snatch flies out of mid-air with my tongue. But mostly, it's the skin thing.

Am I a cynic because I expect to find out that Chris Davis really didn't help strangers? I expect to find out that that was a publicist created thing. You do, too. This world is turning us all into assholes. Dammit, Obama!

I hope the movers don't fuck up my Lego characters. I'm too lazy to put them back together.

I read somewhere that Adrian Peterson gets amped up for games by listening to this:



Happy everyone is humping but you Day.