Thursday, September 11, 2014

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out



I woke up this morning thinking I should write an upbeat I'm so happy and here's why post to offset the onslaught of 9/11 posts.

Then I rolled my eyes and rolled out of bed.

The Gorgeous Blonde made me binge watch The Americans. My best friend had been bugging me to watch it forever. There's only so much nagging one man can take, so I watched season one yesterday. It was good. I never would have expected Felicity to pull off badass vixen, but she does.

You'd sell your country out for some of this.
I miss being afraid of the Russians. They were so much more like us than we ever imagined. If you don't believe that, go watch some Russian porn.

Honey, Rudy said I have to watch some Russian porn! 

You're welcome, sir.

Okay, you kids enjoy your rehashing of conspiracy theories that have been debunked time and time again just to be rebranded and sold to the same dipshits who want to believe crazy shit in the first place.