As I type this Obama is giving a speech to NATO. What he's saying: our allies have committed to increasing their investment in defense spending.
What I am hearing: Lockheed Martin, Northrop-Grumman, Haliburton, et al all rubbing their greedy, grubby hands together.
Always invest in war, boys and girls; it'll make you very, very rich. And once you're rich, you'll never be the one to have to pay for future wars with either your tax dollars or lives! #WINNING
If I have to explain that the previous paragraph is dripping in sarcasm, you're a moron.
As much as I enjoyed my little cruise with The Gorgeous Blonde, I am glad to be back for one reason: time to get ready for the move to Florida! A small place on the beach? Yes, please!
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