Thursday, September 4, 2014

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Sitting on a boat waiting to disembark. Here are some things I was reminded of on this cruise:

Some people go out of their way to find things to bitch about.

The bar is not a place to raise a child, but some will.

Screaming children at the dinner table make me so fucking glad I have none.

Drunks are annoying when you're the sober one. Especially when they're drunk at 0841.

Sometimes you have to suck it up and tolerate annoying shit just to get to the fun stuff.

Nothing cures everything, but toes in the sand comes damn close.

My wife is ridiculously more patient than I ever want to be.

If you aren't there to build a thing, you don't get to take credit when it's done.

I cannot wait to run away to Florida.