Dude, everyone needs to simmer down with all the fish sensationalizing. It's a modest sized grouper eating a small sized shark. It's not impressive and it is certainly not news. Damn click whores.
If I were ever to encounter a massive grouper, I would be more afraid than if I encountered a shark. Groupers don't bite, they suck. Not in that mmmmm, that feels good sort of way. More in a this is why you never stick your dick in a vacuum sort of way. Then they swallow you whole. A shark has the courtesy to sample first. Usually you taste like crap and he decides to move on to the buffet table.
|Mmmmm, that feels good|
Not that I'm actually aware of groupers eating people. It's just that sharks are cool. You tell people you met a grouper and they think you got laid by some sleazy fangirl. Then you have to explain, no I said groupER at which point they lose interest in the conversation. Then you're left standing there wondering why you have stupid friends who would think you could meet a groupie at the bottom of the sea. Now you're singing Under The Sea to yourself the rest of the day. Maybe that puts you in a better mood. Maybe it makes you forget how stupid your friends are.
I blame all of the above on my twitter feed.
Happy Thursday. If this was 1985 the Cosby Show would be on tonight.