|Marry someone like this. I did.|
|Johnny, this is your future.|
The Raiders will suck. Again. Their fans even moreso.
Teddy Bridgewater will take over at some point and make the Browns and Raiders wonder what might have been.
Tom Brady will sleep with a supermodel. Again.
Peyton Manning is the GOAT talk will begin in earnest around week six. Again. He isn't.
I will post +/- 20 pictures of the Houston Texan Cheerleaders this season.
The Iggles will regress as the rest of the league catches on to the Chip Kelly offense.
Gus and I will continue to lobby for Melissa Stark to get her own, all Melissa, all the time channel.
|Best thing on NFL Network, possibly in the history of television.|
Have a Sunday.