My first thoughts on seeing the story about the gun range instructor shot by the little girl he handed an oozie: I'm a believer in the Second Amendment and Darwinism; I especially love when the two meet.
I know, I'm the asshole.
But you know this already
But it's fucking reckless to put fully automatic weapons into the hands of kids because of some distorted belief in something some crotchety old rich dudes wrote over two-hundred years ago. Now this little girl gets to carry the burden of killing an innocent man for the rest of her life.
Awesome childhood: over.
Yeah, I'd rather be the asshole than the moron who thought that was a good idea.