|Proof! (Yeah, I sit in the club seats, not with the riff-raff)|
That said, last night's game was one of the most bizarre displays of professional athleticism I have ever seen. I've seen it pretty regularly on tee-ball fields, but never on a Major League Baseball field.
First, the Cubs did Cub-esque things like forget how baseball mitts work which turned a simple double-play into a holy shit, the Dodgers are gonna score two runs!
That is, until Adrian Gonzalez decided fuck it, I just need to be around the home plate area rather than, you know, touch home plate and promptly got called out. But at least he looked thoroughly confused about the whole process.
From that moment on the Dodgers became the worst team in baseball for a night.
They hemorrhaged runs, but were fortunate enough to have one guy who showed up to play.
|I'm not with those guys.|
Between one guy getting thrown out at first base from RIGHT FIELD!
|Always remember: remove head from ass before running to first base.|
|The Dude, the best pitcher of the night. #TrueStory|