Friday, August 22, 2014

It's Not Me, It's You

Dear T-Mobile,

I hate breaking up. I'm not sure I am at that point yet, but it's been ten years and I have to say our relationship has been pretty one-sided. It's not me, it's you. I'm not saying I'm dumping you; I am saying I'm looking around. I miss being wooed. You treat me like an old shoe lost in the back of the closet. I deserve better. So, yeah, I'm getting myself all sexified (metaphorically speaking) and putting myself back on the (phone) market.

Not in love,