I hate breaking up. I'm not sure I am at that point yet, but it's been ten years and I have to say our relationship has been pretty one-sided. It's not me, it's you. I'm not saying I'm dumping you; I am saying I'm looking around. I miss being wooed. You treat me like an old shoe lost in the back of the closet. I deserve better. So, yeah, I'm getting myself all sexified (metaphorically speaking) and putting myself back on the (phone) market.
Not in love,