We're getting on a boat today. Taking moms and her hubbie for one last hurrah before we head to the Phallus state.
In another life I was a pirate. I kinda want to be one in this life. But the costume seems a bit bulky and I like having depth perception (that's an eyepatch joke, people!). So I will be content being a gambling degenerate surrounded by octogenarians in a smoke filled room on the high seas.
I wrote this yesterday. Enjoy it. Or don't. I don't care cuz I'm on a boat, motherfucker!
Have a good week.
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