Saturday, August 9, 2014

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

I quit smoking two years ago today. It was a bad decision. The Gorgeous Blonde was having major surgery that day that last a lot longer than the doctor told me to expect so you can imagine my stress level.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that The Gorgeous Blonde has been cancer free for two years now.

This really is how I dance

The latest short story is drafted and going through some editing before I post it. Those privileged to preview it have called it hilarious.

Okay dicks and tits, I have to go sing happy birthday (why aren't you dead already) to gramma and then visit some old timey friends from back when I was a bible thumping yahoo. I was raised wrong.

Have a cunnilingus-filled day.