Tuesday, July 1, 2014

You're gonna need a bigger boat

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend. Jaws. We talked a lot. He always had my back.

Yep, this guy.

I felt safe because of Jaws. If I still talked to Jaws you would think I am fucking insane.

And you'd be right.

But when a company sues to stop providing birth control to women because of their imaginary friend it's a different story, apparently. Gotta love 'Murica.

Push play. Trust me.

Remember how I talked about Maria Sharapova yesterday? Well she is on my television as I type this. It's an encore of yesterday's loss, but she is moaning and sweating so I will watch.

I'm looking forward to hurricanes when we move to Florida in October. I think I am going to take up surfing. a hurricane is awesome surfing weather, right?

Okay, I have to go pick up dog poop.