I love change. I always have. For me, change = adventure.
A major change on my horizon: moving to Florida with The Gorgeous Blonde. I'm excited, nervous, ready. Life on the beach with the woman I love and an annoying, fluffy dog sounds good to me. And I plan on writing there. A lot.
And maybe finding a real job because comedy doesn't pay the bills. Doesn't mean I won't be doing comedy (I hear there's a pretty happening comedy scene in the Panama City area). It just means I don't want to be on the road for the time it takes to do more than break even.
Plus, I'm a better writer than comedian.
So all of this leads me back to (hold please, I am being dictated to)
my wife is so awesome she made the best vegetable soup for dinner after taking me to breakfast and buying me dodgers tickets i love her she is the best ever
And yes, TGB interrupted me, said I'm going to dictate to you and I started typing. Also, everything she said is true.
Where was I? Oh yeah, this leads me to changing my FB page.
|Look at all of this deep shit I am giving you.|
For me, it's a simple thing I want to change. I want to dump my FB and start over again. So... I decided to hit delete and start over. Why? Because I can. Because I am too lazy to go through and dump the people who make me hate the human race. Because it's been years since I started and I am not the same man I was then.
Because fuck you, that's why.
Many of you will come with me. In fact, I doubt that the people I plan on leaving behind even read this.
So now you know. Or maybe you still don't get it in which case you're too moronic to come to my new page.
|I have brainyquoted the shit out of this post!|