Poor Tim Howard is the Dan Fouts of soccer. Only a few of you will understand the parallels. In a nutshell, Dan Fouts was one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time but he played on shitty teams that never won a damn thing. The cool kids who got the reference are now pissed that I explained it. Fuck you, hipsters.
I won a free porno last night. Way too many penii on the cover. But it was a signed copy so I ain't giving that shit away!
Saw the lesbian couple that got beat up in San Francisco of all places. Fucking awful. For my Christian friends who whine about being oppressed, take a note. That's what actual oppression looks like.
|This is what handsome looks like|
Okay, my ears are getting tongue fucked my two dogs who usually have those same tongues in one orifice or another so I am gonna go.