Monday, July 14, 2014

Although you're untrue, I'm attracted to you all the more

I have been fascinated lately with the idea of writing a horror story. I think that's my next one.

Gotta talk to Scott about whether or not we're going to keep the Two Dudes Blog going. When we originally started the site we had such ambitious ideals. Now, well... you got a lazy redneck and a lazy Mexican so draw your own conclusions.

I'm black, I can say that without it being racist.

In the meantime I have begun to move my stories and non-dribble related musings here: Stories I Tell

I just put it up so gimme some time to add content and play with the aesthetics you fucking nag.

I used to have two chameleons when I was a kid. Nelson and Tino. I named them after my best friend and his asshole brother.

C'mere so I can boop you!

In the sixth grade I beat out the asshole brother for the lead in The Nutcracker. I got to perform during the school time performance before getting a stomach bug and missing the two night performances. Tino was my understudy. Asshole.

I hope you all get laid tonight.

I hope it burns when you pee in the morning.