Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Take me to the moon while we still have time

I post a lot of hot women on my blog so every now and then I like to throw a sexy guy on here for the ladies and gay boys: 

You're welcome.

Things I have shouted while spending days with two dogs in Monterey...

Dexter, stop licking his dick! 

Chaplin, put that slimy thing away! 

Oh god, the lipstick is out again.

Stop humping his face!

Let him poop, don't pee on him! 

Stop eating his eye boogers! 

Get your face out of his asshole! 

I guess that's dog love for you. That's what I tell myself anyway. Here's a song that was playing in my head when I woke up:


I'm headlining in Santa Cruz tonight.

Coffee. Please.