Tuesday, June 17, 2014

It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion

I have a new niece. The way we create children in my family there is zero doubt that she will grow up to be stunning. It's a Martinez thing.

NOT a Martinez baby
So imagine my sadness when I learned her name is Charisma. Don't worry, I already have the stripper pole on order for her christening.

Paging Dr. Charisma Martinez vs. Taking the stage for your pleasure... Chariiiissssmmmmaaaa!!! 

Which seems more plausible?

It hurts the soul. But I'll love her no matter what she becomes in life. I will also always mock her father for naming her that shit.



More on bad baby names here.