Wednesday, June 25, 2014

I talked to the dog to pass the time

I don't write jokes about conservatives because I don't think it's funny to make fun of the mentally handicapped.

I'm allergic to cats, but I am spending a couple of nights at my mom's because it is geographically pragmatic. She has a cat. I woke up this morning feeling like a baby elephant was sitting on my lungs. That's with copious amounts of drugs. One more night.

I set a Friday deadline for myself to write another story for the Twodudesblog site. I've stopped, started, revised, deleted, started over again more times than I can count. Good times.

I find that people who talk the loudest about their Christianity tend to be the least Christ-like.

There are comedians I don't think are funny that I do think are brilliant. Russell Brand and Joe Rogan come to mind. I never really liked either of their stand-up, but I fucking love their minds.

I think I am going to take a nap.