|America, where we're more offended by women's nipples than idiots with guns shooting kids.|
I woke up thinking about that because I woke up thinking about how many days before I pick up the Gorgeous Blonde at the airport (many, many, MANY days away). The day I saw Ms. Phair I was picking up TGB.
You're a better writer than comedian, Rudy.
I've heard/read multiple variations of the above in the last few days. It's true. But fuck you.
In unrelated news I am writing a few more stories and compiling the makings for a book. It'll be a best seller. Then I can hire people to ignore you for me.
Love you, mean it!