Like the GOP, or Nicholas Cage's movie career. Seriously, how are either of those still a thing?
Recently I've been wondering how slut shaming is still a thing. Well, I don't get how it was ever a thing. A woman let's you do things like touch her boobies and slap your balls against her ass and you bad mouth her for it?
That makes sense.
When I get laid I high five my wife, I just got laid!
That's how it should always be.
|In case you were wondering, I am a huge slut.|
Anyway, that was a bit I wrote the other day just before the Eagle Rock Comedyfest. Then someone else did a similar bit so I shelved it just before I got on stage. Poor little bit never got to live. Except here on my blog.
Here's a short story I wrote: A Cup Of Coffee.
It was inspired by a song I love: