Sunday, June 15, 2014

A lifetime lying awake means you’ll never get to sleep

When I was a kid I watched Saturday the 14th with my dad. Yes, it was a real movie. It was stupid funny. Dad loved stupid funny.

Like Scary Movie, but actually funny.

I think he would have liked 22 Jump Street. It was stupid funny.

Have you ever been to Monterey? My favorite movie, East of Eden, took place here. I met The Gorgeous Blonde here. I made some of the coolest friends in the world here. I started doing comedy here. When dad died, I found solace here.

Here, look at these and go away.

That ugly thing in front made Dexter his bitch


You must always take the time to enjoy the view. Always.
Happy Father's Day.