You look so lovely ...

I grew up watching Ron Jeremy movies. Don't judge me. Some kids watched Super Chicken, I watched porn. And Super Chicken.

Pussy magnet

Anyway, last night I had a dream about Jeremy. It was a funny dream. He had no legs and no arms but still got work because he had the only working appendage that still mattered. They strung him up on a sex swing, had the chick climb on top and spun him around.

I woke up laughing.

I do that a lot, wake up laughing. Most of the time I don't remember what was so funny. But an armless, legless Ron Jeremy still getting work ... well, that is fucking hilarious.

Dear FSM, I need coffee.