Monday, May 19, 2014

We sat around laughing and watched the last one die

Every morning I check Facebook. Every morning I wonder why the fuck am I still on Facebook?

I don't know how I have accumulated so many derps for friends, but fuck all I have many. They need to invent an app that allows for an iq test prior to accepting friends.



And no, I don't think people are stupid just for disagreeing with me. Some of my smartest friends disagree with me on many a great point. That is, in large part, why I am their friend - they force me to think critically. Even when though they're wrong.

But when I wake up and see Cliven Bundy is a hero posts or The Holocaust never happened or Donald Sterling was framed posts before I've even had coffee my brain just screams that people have been eating a lot of stupid sangwiches.


I'm fucking going back to Google+