So here's a link to the short story I promised you the other day: All The Pretty Boys
Also, just because I am home alone does not mean it is a good idea to leave the bathroom door open when I take a piss unless I want to tempt the dog to stick his wet nose up my ass. Again.
Have a nice day.
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