Yes, yours is one of them.
But everyone else's kid? Well, sometimes your food is better looking. Sometimes. Tender victuals.
Do I eat it or spank it?
When dating a vegan I would recommend not ordering the veal. Unless you're trying to do that guy thing where we get them to break up with us because we don't have the balls to say, "I think your sister's hot, think you can hook me up?"
If baby cows are tender and delicious I wonder if... nevermind.
I need coffee.