Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Don't squirm motherfucker

I had to fast all night for twelve hours so I could give blood for some tests today. It was what The Gorgeous Blonde would call a hoot. I have a nice black spot where the needle went in. I squirmed.

In the future could you not jump when I stick you a 157 gauge needle thank you?

I was trying to break up the monotony of your otherwise boring day.

Okay, I made up the part about the needle gauge. Everything else is pretty much verbatim. Pretty much.

I made this for you.


I need coffee.